Представь себя таким, каким хочешь быть, и Ты станешь им
Надо же, я почти стал понимать английские тексты.
Вот такой вот необидный
прикол (с сайта автора websound.ru)
Geography of a Woman:
* Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild, and naturallybeautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
* Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America orJapan. Completely discovered, very well developed, and open totrade - especially with countries with cash or cars.
* B etween the ages of 30 - 35 a woman is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
* Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France orArgentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war, butcan still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
* B etween the ages of 40 - 50 a woman is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
* Between the ages of 50 - 60 a woman is like Russia or Canada.Very wide, very quiet, and the borders are practicallyunpatrolled - but the frigid climate keeps people away.
* B etween the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all-conquering past, but alas no future.
* After 70 a woman becomes like Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man:
* Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled bya dick.
Вот такой вот необидный
прикол (с сайта автора websound.ru)Geography of a Woman:
* Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild, and naturallybeautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
* Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America orJapan. Completely discovered, very well developed, and open totrade - especially with countries with cash or cars.
* B etween the ages of 30 - 35 a woman is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
* Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France orArgentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war, butcan still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
* B etween the ages of 40 - 50 a woman is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
* Between the ages of 50 - 60 a woman is like Russia or Canada.Very wide, very quiet, and the borders are practicallyunpatrolled - but the frigid climate keeps people away.
* B etween the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all-conquering past, but alas no future.
* After 70 a woman becomes like Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man:
* Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled bya dick.
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10.06.2004 в 00:28мне прям понравилось..даже восторг некоторый)
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12.06.2004 в 16:42В цитатник...
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13.06.2004 в 01:43Вообще, не люблю на нем читать, сразу игнорю, а это, так, нечаянно приглянулась заметка.
Так вот все и происходит.